Clean up after your dog!

If you decide to purchase a dog and take it for walks on public roads, do everyone a favor and clean up after your pet.  Kids can't play in the park because some idiot has left dog s**t on the ground for them to fall in.  Idiot!!

meglomaniac

WTF!! Again I have gone to Urban dictionary for help

A psychopathological condition characterized by delusional fantasies of wealth, power, or omnipotence. This rant of words equals ghetto superstar trying to live ghetto fabulous while driving a Honda CRX with a tin can exhaust. http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=meglomaniac

Not sure I would refer to anything I do or say as meglomanic.

Who the hell uses welp?

The urban dictionary defines welp as what really annoying people say instead of well. The same kind of people who use jah instead of yes.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=welp